Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
Benedict Cumberbatch attends the Warner Bros. Pictures panel and presentation during Comic-Con International 2014 on July 26, 2014
this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet
firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike
god is real